Hey Lydia, what's the difference between a battery and a woman? Why do I feel like I'm about to be offended? A battery has a positive side. I have a positive side. All women have a positive side. You know why women don't have a positive side around you? Because you say things like that.
I'm an American. I know how to be a fucking man. You see how they put my fans over here? We have fucking dignity. We know how to be a fucking man. You see those fucking heathens over here? You shouldn't be allowed in this fucking country. You guys are the definition of fucking dog shit, and you need to get the fuck out of America and stop ruining i
She winked at me and said.... She walked out of the bathroom, winked at me, and then said, 'I shaved down there. You know what that means?' And I said, 'Yeah, the drain is clogged again.'
Funny Conversations Between Husband and Wife. Three people doing it is a threesome. Two people doing it is a twosome. And honey, that's why we call you handsome. Hey Earl, how's pubic hair like parsley? Well, darling, you just push it to the side before you start eating. What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? One snatches you
A young woman with dark hair, wearing a white baseball jersey with 'BEARS' written on it, is watching a baseball game. She takes a sip from a dark beverage in a clear plastic cup. The scoreboard shows game statistics. There is a TikTok watermark '@realalinnarosee'.
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