I WANT MY BREAKFAST READY AT 6 AM. EGGS AND BACON AND DON'T YOU EVER BE LATE. AND WHEN I WANT LUNCH YOU MAKE ME A SANDWICH. IF YOU DON'T DO WHAT I SAY WHEN I SAY IT. AND THEN I TOLD KEVIN YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY THOSE THINGS TO YOUR WIFE. YOU SHOULD BE NICE TO YOUR WIFE ONCE IN A WHILE. BRING HER FLOWERS RIGHT.
Would you punch me for a million dollars? I would knock you the fuck out for a million dollars. Really? Yeah. So you would punch my pretty face and mess it up for money? Yeah, and we could buy you a fucking new face. You're not even that fucking pretty, honestly.
That time Chris Rock tried to make Kobe laugh, and Kobe had absolutely no interest whatsoever 😂😂. You take a look, Chris Rock sitting right next to Kobe Bryant shooting the breeze, funniest man in the world, telling jokes, and take a look at Kobe Bryant. I don't even hear you.
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