LOVE AND MARRIAGE. What are we going to do? We've never ever been able to ever make things meet, have we? It's all your damn fault for not earning enough anyway. Oh, don't start. Don't you threaten me, you weak, cowardly little man. I've given you the best years of my life. You've got no drive, no ambition, that's your trouble. Right, this is a hol
Fuck all the people who done you wrong. You carried that pain for far too long. Every lie, every knife in your back made you stronger when they thought you'd crack. They tried to break you, drag you down, tried to steal your smile and take your crown. But look at you now, you're still standing tall. You learned how to rise every time you fall.
Okay, I've seen a lot of idiot bartenders before. First of all, look at the size of the glass. Half-gallon bottles, no pourers. 2 ounces, 4, 5 ounces, 6, 7 ounces are going in here now. You know what? Unless he's using this as gasoline for his car, this guy's gonna kill somebody. 8 ounces, 9 ounces of alcohol. Oh, a little hit of cola, that makes i
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