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Me: "Don't go too fast with her, okay? It's just a fun run. Not a race." Him: ... Don't stop me now, 'cause I'm having a good time, having a good time. I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky like a tiger defying the laws of gravity. I'm a race car, passing by like Lady Godiva. I'm gonna go, go, go. There's no stopping me. FINISH

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avatar Charlie Chocolate

Grandpa, what's the difference between a call girl, a girlfriend, a wife? Prepaid, postpaid, and unlimited, son.

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avatar jojo9

FORÇA AÉREA BRASILEIRA RICK ROCK You didn't come to us. We came to you.

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avatar Joseph Mitchell

How's the sushi, man? it's good but I could get cheaper at the grocery store

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avatar John Paul

how going to the mall used to feel how it feels now We fixed iPhones over here

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avatar Mark Manson

Never forget that this was an actual commercial for Alien vs. Predator: Extinction (2003) game for Xbox. A Predator is taking a shower when an Alien attacks it.

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