Molly Hatchet 'Flirtn' with Disaster' 1979. I'm driving down the road, I'm flirtin' with disaster. I got my foot to the floor, my life is burnin' faster. Out of money, out of hope, it looks like self-destruction. I'm a nervous wreck, I'm gonna take with all of this corruption. We flirt with disaster, I don't know what it means. I don't know what's
How is it you can sue Walmart if you fall, McDonald's if you get fat, but not Budweiser for all the ugly people you slept with? I agree. suing👀🤔😂🤣
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey? I don't know. Cuz Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour. Oh my God Brian, that's enough. Why are priest terrible at racing? At racing? Yeah. I don't know. Because they always come in a little behind. Oh my God God Brian. Oh my God. Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. No, because she's a woman. Oh
I have an older sister? Hello? Is this Brian? Yeah, who's talking? Don't worry about that. I've got someone very special to you, and if you want to see her in one piece, you better do as I say. Oh no, please don't hurt my girlfriend. I'll do anything. It's not your girlfriend. Okay, please don't hurt my mom. I can't live without her. It's your sist
Today's joke. There's a man and a woman, and they get invited to a Halloween costume party. They decide to go, and the man picks out a bear costume. As they're getting ready, the woman says she has a headache and doesn't feel like going. The husband offers to stay, but she insists he goes and has fun. So, he gets dressed in his bear costume and goe
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