Smile! You're Mr. Smiley! Would you like to try our new beef and cheese pot pie on a stick? Just $1.99 for a limited time only? We were just at a seminar. Uh, buddy? This is my... Her husband. We've met before, but something tells me you're going to remember me this time. Oh, what? You are so busted. You know, this really doesn't concern you. Well
Guns aren't necessary. No. What can I use against a racist or someone that wants to come and break into my home and murder me? A knife. A knife, if they have a gun, because criminals don't follow laws. Okay, well if there was no guns, your racist wouldn't have a gun. That's not how it works. Drugs are illegal. Okay, and people still do drugs, so w
See this brisket here? I'm trying telling y'all. Shake it a little bit. Come here, I have to go back and make sure that tenderness was truly accurate. Okay, we're going to go check out this tenderness. Oh, the lion is out the door. I'm here for the tenderness. I need the brisket, please. Let's see what happens. And then, you know, shake it a littl
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