What do you want? Excuse me sir, is Natasha home? What do you want with my daughter? I'm her friend. You are a boy? Uh, yes. How can a boy be friends with a girl? Well, it happens. You want to fuck my daughter? No, sir, no, no. A lion cannot be friends with a zebra. You just want to fuck my daughter. Sir, listen. I'm gay. You are gay? Yes. So you w
Lazy Panther @lazypanther.68. When your parenting style is chaotic neutral. Dad. Dad, there's like whores here and stuff. Sweetheart, how many times have I told you? Don't say "and stuff." Just say, "Dad, there are whores here."
Anne Hathaway really chose violence on Kelly Clarkson's own show. Kelly, you better start stepping up your game. Can you play a freaking song I'll know? Jason, play a song she'll love. Since U Been Gone. Oh. I can't breathe for the first time. I'm so lonely now. Oh yeah.
You can run from what you've done. But sooner or later, it catches up. Was that a siren or the wind outside my door? Hands are shaking, keys are laying on the floor. Thought I buried all that shit a long time ago. But the past has got a way of letting you know. Every lie I told is crawling toward the light. Every bridge I burned is glowing in the n
Had to go quick with the play clock running down. He did. It's a boot. Purdy pulling back, stepping forward, throwing on the run. Touchdown! What a play, Purdy! The play only starts when this guy takes off. It has been the Brock Purdy show out here tonight. From the beginning, you knew it was going to be a scramble off between these two quarterback
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