What do you give a girl that has everything? I'd start with penicillin. F***! Michael, am I the only one that you've ever been with? You're the only one I've ever been with. Am I the only one you've ever been with? Yes, babe, you're the only one I've ever been with. The rest were nines and tens. F***! Michael! Pro marriage tip. When your wife can't
You pissed me off? What was I supposed to do? Take it like a man. Christ, I gave you everything I got. I gave you more than anybody's ever given you. What do I get in exchange? A little thank you, a little gratitude. I'll tell you what I get. I get screwed. Oh, cut the crap, okay? Just tell me, what do you want from me? I want somebody. To kiss my
No woman is ever truly yours. Not in marriage, not in love, not even through sacrifice. You can build her a dream life, pour in your time, your energy, your money. Give her your heart, your loyalty, your soul. And still, at any moment, she can walk away. And when she does, she'll move on like you were just a chapter she closed. That's why I created
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His laugh after the joke is the best part. Not for me thank you. Don't drink. No, I tried it once and didn't like it. Oh, have a smoke? I tried it once and didn't like it. Strange. Not at all my daughter is just the same. Your only child I presume. Ha ha ha. CocoFun Bring Laughter Into Your Life.
You look like you eat Snickers upside down so you can feel the veins on your tongue. I'm gonna make you a pallbearer at my funeral so you can let me down one last time. If you were half as smart as you think you are, you'd be twice as smart as you actually are. I'm beginning to see that your low self-esteem is actually just good judgment. Nothing b
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