POV: My man's secret talent. Why do you have a wheelchair in your room? Is your grandma staying with you or something? Uh, no. The wheelchair is for you. The wheelchair is for me? Yeah. I can walk perfectly fine. Right now you can, but after we [censored sound], you're not going to be able to for about one or two days. When your legs don't work lik
Several cute fox kits emerge from their den and look around. One by one, they appear from under the bushes, observing their surroundings. They are small and fluffy, with curious expressions.
You cannot always outsmart somebody. You can't. You can't win a rational argument with somebody that doesn't care about logic. You can't. If you can't outsmart them, what do you got to do? You got to outdumb 'em. Try it. F**king works. When they say some dumb sh*t, be like, what's the dumbest thing I could say right now? And watch their brain explo
The day after his wife vanished in a kayaking accident, Mr. Wilkins of Anchorage opened his door to find two serious-looking Alaska State Troopers. "Ahem, Mr. Wilkins, we regret to inform you we have news regarding your wife," one trooper began. "Tell me, did you find her?" Wilkins asked anxiously. The troopers exchanged glances. One said, "We have
GET A JOB, AND A LIFE. TEENAGERS: Tired Of Being Harassed By Your Stupid Parents? ACT NOW!!! Move Out, Get A Job, Pay Your Own Bills While You Still Know Everything.
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