WHOA. You got a huge dongle. Thanks. It gets the job done, I guess. I've seen bigger. I have a really small one. Well, mine's normal size, but it doesn't work like it used to. Hey guys, what is going on in there? Presentation. Paul's trying to get his up. Tripp, I think yours is too wide. I've got two. Can you use them at the same time? Hmm, never
What do you give a girl that has everything? I'd start with penicillin. F***! Michael, am I the only one that you've ever been with? You're the only one I've ever been with. Am I the only one you've ever been with? Yes, babe, you're the only one I've ever been with. The rest were nines and tens. F***! Michael! Pro marriage tip. When your wife can't
You pissed me off? What was I supposed to do? Take it like a man. Christ, I gave you everything I got. I gave you more than anybody's ever given you. What do I get in exchange? A little thank you, a little gratitude. I'll tell you what I get. I get screwed. Oh, cut the crap, okay? Just tell me, what do you want from me? I want somebody. To kiss my
No woman is ever truly yours. Not in marriage, not in love, not even through sacrifice. You can build her a dream life, pour in your time, your energy, your money. Give her your heart, your loyalty, your soul. And still, at any moment, she can walk away. And when she does, she'll move on like you were just a chapter she closed. That's why I created
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