BREAKING "$7.4 BILLION BLOCKED!" 7.4 billion dollars. That is the number now sitting at the center of the most explosive political fight in New York City in years. The federal government officially moved to block that funding from reaching the city. And Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani's public reaction made headlines before the ink was even dry. The Fun
Why is cooking so hard? The recipe you gave me has pasta water in it, but my grocery store doesn't sell it. Holy fuck on a spatula. Did you just say that out loud? Pasta water isn't something you fucking buy at a store, dumbass. It's what's left in the damn pot after you boil your pasta. You save a cup.
It's tough getting older. Went into an antique store, they wouldn't let me leave. Last week I was on stage, they hit me with the spotlight and I started to walk towards it. @ANDYHUGGINSCOMEDY
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