So the breaking news tonight, I fired them all. What happened in Minnesota? We had six prosecutors who suddenly decided they didn't want to support the men and women in ICE. One of them was busy doing a photo shoot with the New York Times while ICE was out there risking their lives. So they came, they said, we want to resign, but we want to use ou
I WANT MY BREAKFAST READY AT 6 AM. EGGS AND BACON AND DON'T YOU EVER BE LATE. AND WHEN I WANT LUNCH YOU MAKE ME A SANDWICH. IF YOU DON'T DO WHAT I SAY WHEN I SAY IT. AND THEN I TOLD KEVIN YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY THOSE THINGS TO YOUR WIFE. YOU SHOULD BE NICE TO YOUR WIFE ONCE IN A WHILE. BRING HER FLOWERS RIGHT.
Would you punch me for a million dollars? I would knock you the fuck out for a million dollars. Really? Yeah. So you would punch my pretty face and mess it up for money? Yeah, and we could buy you a fucking new face. You're not even that fucking pretty, honestly.
That time Chris Rock tried to make Kobe laugh, and Kobe had absolutely no interest whatsoever 😂😂. You take a look, Chris Rock sitting right next to Kobe Bryant shooting the breeze, funniest man in the world, telling jokes, and take a look at Kobe Bryant. I don't even hear you.
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