Welcome to my bungalow of joy. It's your shit? Yeah. How much you paid for this shit? About 5,000. What are you looking around for? I'm trying to make sure no one get out, shit, that's all. Your people have been through a lot. I would never... Look what I got you, honey! What the fuck is this? You shouldn't have. These are Birkenstocks. I bought yo
Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not charity, I am become as sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal. And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing. And though I bestow all my goods
Donald Trump stepped in to ensure that hardworking TSA agents got their paychecks. He is a president for the working class. Meanwhile, Democrats would rather have hard working Americans go without paychecks if it means that more of their precious illegal aliens can stay in this country to illegally vote and drain tax payer resources. The contrast i
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Davy Crockett, obviously a distant relative of Jasmine Crockett, and a very High IQ Frontiersman, would be proud of the legacy that he began long ago, and especially Jasmine's Great Success as a Politician from the Great State of Texas! President DONALD J. TRUMP. Born on a mountaintop in Tennessee, greenest state in
A smart-arse teenager at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled at the student, shook her head and said, 'Well, I would expect you to write the
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