What? The fucking old people police? Hey, you. Go sit down. Make me. Mom. Honey. Ma'am. Mom. Honey. When I say sit down, I mean... Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh my God. Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh shit! Old people police? Jack got their asses kicked.
Ran away after robbing a store. Crucial development, Bob. Police have just dispatched a sketch of the... Oh, man. Officers have now arrested the suspect moments ago. It really looks just like... Police...
CRIME WATCH UPDATE
MANHUNT UNDERWAY
Who's the guy in the closet? Excuse me? Oh, that's right. Sometimes you forget I'm a detective. See, there's all this steam in the shower like somebody was just in there. Only your hair's dry, so it must be somebody else we're talking about. Why do you get the toilet seat's up? Since he's under the bed, I figured you must have stuck him in the clo
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