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avatar Olivia Veqqie

I am not going to sell halal food. That's the problem. I'm not going to sell fucking halal food. Fucking my choice. Fuck you all. Fuck you all. I will not going to sell halal. I will sell non-halal. I will sell pork. I will not sell halal food. Fuck you. Arrest me again, again, again, again. I will not sell halal food. You don't listen to me. You d

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avatar John Paul

Time for the North to pull up to the South. Because what they thought was the final blow is actually just the opening silo. Wth is an 'opening silo'??? Did she mean opening salvo? Because this is a silo. And this is a woman who doesn't even know the meaning of the words she uses.

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avatar Isabella Lewis

Every year she lines up for the 100m. This year she ran her fastest. "If I fall, just help me up. I'll keep going."

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avatar Sophia Rich

Me: "Don't go too fast with her, okay? It's just a fun run. Not a race." Him: ... Don't stop me now, 'cause I'm having a good time, having a good time. I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky like a tiger defying the laws of gravity. I'm a race car, passing by like Lady Godiva. I'm gonna go, go, go. There's no stopping me. FINISH

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avatar Charlie Chocolate

Grandpa, what's the difference between a call girl, a girlfriend, a wife? Prepaid, postpaid, and unlimited, son.

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avatar jojo9

FORÇA AÉREA BRASILEIRA RICK ROCK You didn't come to us. We came to you.

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